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Montre au monde avec style que ton système est optimisé pour l’efficacité — et que le Small Talk ne fait définitivement pas partie des fonctionnalités.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Pourquoi ce t-shirt deviendra ton nouveau refuge\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDéclaration honnête :\u003c\/strong\u003e « Optimisé pour le sarcasme, pas pour socialiser » est la description parfaite pour ceux qui gèrent leur énergie avec précision.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoton premium :\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 % coton filé à l’anneau (170–180 g\/m²) offre une sensation de port aussi agréable qu’un code sans bug.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction responsable :\u003c\/strong\u003e certifié WRAP — parce que nous ne faisons aucun compromis sur la qualité, même si on zappe le Small Talk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign durable :\u003c\/strong\u003e double couture aux manches et à l’ourlet garantit que ta déclaration dure plus longtemps que la plupart des événements de networking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📋 Détails techniques pour les fanatiques d’efficacité\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMatériau :\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 % coton (Sport Grey : 90 % coton, 10 % polyester ; Ash Grey : 99 % coton, 1 % polyester ; couleurs chinées : 50 % coton, 50 % polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoids du tissu :\u003c\/strong\u003e 170–180 g\/m² pour un équilibre optimal entre confort et durabilité\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction :\u003c\/strong\u003e coupe unisexe classique, tissu tubulaire sans coutures latérales, col et épaules renforcés\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinition :\u003c\/strong\u003e double couture aux manches et à l’ourlet pour une durabilité maximale\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eGuide des tailles (en cm) :\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS : 71 L \/ 45,7 l | M : 73,7 L \/ 50,8 l | L : 76,2 L \/ 56 l | XL : 78,7 L \/ 61 l | 2XL : 81,3 L \/ 66 l | 3XL : 83,8 L \/ 71 l | 4XL : 86,4 L \/ 76,2 l | 5XL : 89 L \/ 81,3 l\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRemarque : les dimensions peuvent varier jusqu’à 5 cm.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧵 Entretien \u0026amp; Livraison\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eConseils d’entretien :\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePour que ta déclaration reste nette longtemps : laver à 30 °C à l’envers, ne pas utiliser d’eau de javel, ne pas sécher en machine. 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