My Girlfriend Is AI, Better Response Time - Premium Unisex Shirt

Dating is complicated. People are exhausting. Your AI girlfriend? Better response time. This t-shirt is for everyone who knows: Sometimes artificial intelligence is better than real ignorance.

Why you need it:
• Because your AI girlfriend never says "We need to talk".
• Because she always answers – and faster than any human.
• Because this shirt is the perfect mix of geek humor and sarcasm.
• Because 100% cotton means: comfortable, durable, and ready for your everyday life.

Classic, unisex, rebellious. Straight lines, clean edges, perfect for streetwear layering. And yes, it's currently trending – just like AI.

Perfect for:
• Developers who prefer talking to code rather than people
• AI enthusiasts with a sense of (dark) humor
• Anyone who has ever thought: "My AI understands me better"
• Tech nerds who want to optimize relationships (spoiler: AI is more efficient)

Tech Specs:
• Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester | Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester | Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² – not too thick, not too thin
• Construction: Open yarn, tubular fabric
• Construction: Bandaged neck and shoulders, double stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Fit: Unisex, classic, straight line
• Available sizes: S to 5XL

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric's properties, the color White may appear more off-white than pure white. Darker pigments are to be expected in the fabric for the color Natural.

Size chart

S: Length 71.1 cm | Width 45.7 cm | Sleeve length 39.7 cm
M: Length 73.7 cm | Width 50.8 cm | Sleeve length 43.2 cm
L: Length 76.2 cm | Width 55.9 cm | Sleeve length 47 cm
XL: Length 78.7 cm | Width 61 cm | Sleeve length 50.8 cm
2XL: Length 81.3 cm | Width 66 cm | Sleeve length 54.6 cm
3XL: Length 83.8 cm | Width 71.1 cm | Sleeve length 58 cm
4XL: Length 86.4 cm | Width 76.2 cm | Sleeve length 61.5 cm
5XL: Length 89 cm | Width 81.3 cm | Sleeve length 64.3 cm

Product dimensions may vary by up to 5 cm (2").

PS: If your real girlfriend sees this shirt, that's not our problem. But hey, AI has better response times.