Ethical by design. Chaotic by Deployment - Premium Unisex Shirt

The plan was good. The execution? Well, let's just say it wasn't great. This T-shirt is for all developers who know: there's a gap between theory and practice, and production is another story.

Why you need it:
• Because your code was perfect in development – ​​and burns in production.
• Because "It works on my machine" is the most honest sentence in the tech world.
• Because this shirt is exactly the right mix of idealism and reality.
• Because 100% cotton means: comfortable, durable, and ready for your next deployment disaster.

Classic, unisex, rebellious. Straight lines, clean edges, perfect for streetwear layering. And yes, it's currently trending – just like ethical AI (in theory).

Perfect for:
• Developers who have fixed production issues at 3 a.m.
• DevOps engineers who know: Deployment is always chaotic
• Everyone who has ever thought: "This shouldn't go into production" (and did it anyway)
• Tech idealists with a sense of (dark) humor

Tech Specs:
• Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester | Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester | Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² – not too thick, not too thin
• Construction: Open yarn, tubular fabric
• Construction: Bandaged neck and shoulders, double stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Fit: Unisex, classic, straight line
• Available sizes: S to 5XL

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric's properties, the color White may appear more off-white than pure white. Darker pigments are to be expected in the fabric for the color Natural.

Size chart

S: Length 71.1 cm | Width 45.7 cm | Sleeve length 39.7 cm
M: Length 73.7 cm | Width 50.8 cm | Sleeve length 43.2 cm
L: Length 76.2 cm | Width 55.9 cm | Sleeve length 47 cm
XL: Length 78.7 cm | Width 61 cm | Sleeve length 50.8 cm
2XL: Length 81.3 cm | Width 66 cm | Sleeve length 54.6 cm
3XL: Length 83.8 cm | Width 71.1 cm | Sleeve length 58 cm
4XL: Length 86.4 cm | Width 76.2 cm | Sleeve length 61.5 cm
5XL: Length 89 cm | Width 81.3 cm | Sleeve length 64.3 cm

Product dimensions may vary by up to 5 cm (2").

PS: If your code is still burning, it's probably not the T-shirt's fault. But hey, at least you look good in it.