Not crashed. Not hacked. Deliberately taken offline. There are systems that don’t fail — they are decommissioned. With calculation. On purpose. This hoodie is for everyone who knows the difference between a crash and a shutdown. Between failing and deciding. Between deprecated and done.

✨ Why this hoodie is your statement

The design: A glitching robot head, red power button, "OFFLINE..." top left — and below in bold letters: DECOMMISSIONED. BY DESIGN. Not an accident. A decision.
The message: Some things belong in the legacy section. Not because they’re broken — but because you moved on. Those who understand this wear this hoodie.
Heavy blend for those who endure: 271.25 g/m² — sturdy, warm, shape-retaining. For long nights and longer decisions.
WRAP-certified: Because we make no compromises on ethics, just like on code.

📋 Tech Specs

Material: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
Fabric weight: 271.25 g/m²
Features: Double-lined hood with drawstring, large front pocket, ribbed cuffs with elastane, quarter-turned to avoid center creases
Fit: Classic unisex cut, casual and shape-retaining

Size chart (in cm):

S: 68.6 x 50.8 | M: 71.1 x 55.9 | L: 73.7 x 61 | XL: 76.2 x 66 | 2XL: 78.7 x 71.1 | 3XL: 81.3 x 76.2 | 4XL: 83.8 x 81.3 | 5XL: 86.4 x 86.4

Note: Variations up to 5 cm possible.

🧵 Care & Shipping

Care instructions:

Wash inside out at 30°C. No fabric softener — it kills the air-jet yarn. Do not tumble dry. Iron only inside out, never over the print.

Shipping & Returns:

We deliver worldwide for free. 30-day return policy — because we know you don’t compromise.

Rebelaicious: Some systems aren’t replaced. They are decommissioned. On purpose. Status: Offline.