EM DASH YOU! Mug – Premium Ceramic

For all those moments when "Fuck you" would be too direct – but "Have a nice day" is definitely a lie. This mug says it with style: EM DASH YOU! Metaphorically. Most of the time.

Why you need them:
Because your morning coffee needs more than just caffeine; it needs attitude. Because you're stuck in meetings where you wish there was a mute button for people. Because "EM DASH YOU!" is the perfect blend of passive-aggressive and grammatically correct. And because this mug is the only statement you can make before 10 a.m. without getting fired.

White, glossy, rebellious. Ceramic that lasts – even when your patience doesn't. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because you don't have time for bullshit. Available in 3 sizes, depending on how much coffee you need to survive the day.

Perfect for:
• Everyone who has "Mute All" as their motto in life
• People whose sarcasm flows better than their coffee
• Developers who prefer debugging code rather than their colleagues
• Anyone who has ever thought: "Can I please turn you off?"

Tech Specs:
• Material: Ceramic (lead-free, BPA-free)
• Sizes: 11 oz (330 ml) | 15 oz (444 ml) | 20 oz (591 ml)
• Print: High-gloss, durable, passive-aggressive
• Microwave safe: Yes (for that third coffee you need)
• Dishwasher safe: Yes (because you have more important things to do)
• EU-certified: Meets all product safety standards

Manufacturing & Compliance:
EU-certified. Meets all requirements of the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Lead-free, BPA-free, durable.

Disclaimer: This mug won't make you nicer. But it will make your coffee better. And sometimes that's enough.

Ceramic mug dimensions:
11 oz: Height 9.6 cm, diameter 8.2 cm
15 oz: Height 11.9 cm, 8.5 cm diameter
20 oz: Height 10.9 cm, 9.3 cm diameter