THE ALGORITHM BLINKED FIRST.
Turns out:
You lasted longer than the AI.
Congratulations. That was close.
This shirt comes with:
– a circuit core that looks like a heartbeat... or a crash
– blue energy lines that are definitely not harmless
– “THE ALGORITHM BLINKED FIRST"... because someone had to say it
– and the quiet triumph only humans know
Minimal on the front.
On the back, the moment you won.
✨ Why this shirt is your next statement
- Large DTF print on the back — circuit core with blue energy lines
- Small logo print on the front — for those who know the difference
- “THE ALGORITHM BLINKED FIRST" — victory without words. Well, almost.
- Clean front, proof on the back
- Feels like a T-shirt. Feels like superiority.
📋 Tech Specs
- 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Fabric weight: 170–180 g/m²
- Open yarn, tubular fabric
- Bandaged neck and shoulder
- Double stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
- Classic Unisex Fit — straight cut, clean edges
- DTF print: sharp, colorfast, washable
🧵 Care & Shipping
Care Instructions:
Wash inside out at 30°C. No fabric softener. Do not tumble dry. Iron only inside out — never over the print.
Shipping & Returns:
We deliver worldwide for free. 30-day return policy — because we know you don't compromise.
📏 Size Chart
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
Rebelaicious: THE ALGORITHM BLINKED FIRST. YOU DIDN'T.