Some people are like a poorly optimized server: technically functional, but the performance suffers massively. This shirt is for all tech rebels who know that toxic vibes increase latency in real life. Show the world with humor and style that you have no time for energy vampires — your system runs at high performance, and there’s no room for lag.
✨ Why this shirt is your new statement
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Honest tech humor: "Your vibe is causing latency" is the perfect metaphor for anyone who knows that bad energy kills performance.
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Characterful cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton (170–180 g/m²) provides a feel as smooth as your optimized code.
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Responsible production: WRAP-certified — because we don’t compromise on quality and ethics.
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Durable design: Double stitching on sleeves and hem ensures your statement lasts longer than most relationships.
📋 Technical details for performance junkies
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Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
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Fabric weight: 170–180 g/m² for the perfect balance of comfort and durability
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Construction: Classic unisex cut, tubular knit without side seams, taped neck and shoulder area
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Finish: Double stitching on sleeves and hem for maximum durability
Size chart (in cm):
S: 71 L / 45.7 W | M: 73.7 L / 50.8 W | L: 76.2 L / 56 W | XL: 78.7 L / 61 W | 2XL: 81.3 L / 66 W | 3XL: 83.8 L / 71 W | 4XL: 86.4 L / 76.2 W | 5XL: 89 L / 81.3 W
Note: Dimensions may vary by up to 5 cm.
🧵 Care & Shipping
Care instructions:
To keep your statement sharp for a long time: wash inside out at 30°C, do not bleach, do not tumble dry. Iron only inside out to protect the print.
Shipping & Returns:
We offer free worldwide shipping. 30-day return policy — because we know you don’t compromise.
Rebelaicious stands for tech humor with attitude. Optimize your life, reduce latency.
