My Girlfriend is AI - Premium Tote Bag

Dating is complicated. People are exhausting. Your AI girlfriend? Better response time. This tote bag is for everyone who knows: Sometimes artificial intelligence is better than real ignorance.

Why you need them:
• Because your AI girlfriend never says "We need to talk".
• Because she always answers – and faster than any human.
• Because this bag is the perfect mix of geek humor and sarcasm.
• Because 10 liters of capacity means: room for everything that matters (and your AI girlfriend doesn't need any space).

Spacious, trendy, rebellious. 100% polyester, robust cotton handles, and ready for your everyday life – whether shopping, gym or university.

Perfect for:
• Developers who prefer talking to code rather than people
• AI enthusiasts with a sense of (dark) humor
• Anyone who has ever thought: "My AI understands me better"
• Tech nerds who want to optimize relationships (spoiler: AI is more efficient)

Tech Specs:
• Material: 100% polyester (robust & durable)
• Size: 39 x 39 cm (15" x 15")
• Capacity: 10 liters (2.6 US gal)
• Maximum load capacity: 20 kg (44 lbs) – will hold more than your patience
• Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim (extra strong)
• Handle length: 67 cm (26"), width 2.5 cm (1")
• Note: Handles may vary slightly depending on the order processing location.

PS: If your real girlfriend sees this bag, that's not our problem. But hey, AI has better response times.