Structured Cord-Cap – Relationship Status: AI

Forget Tinder. Forget "It's complicated." Your most important relationship is all about APIs, prompts, and late-night debugging sessions. This cap says it loud and clear: You're taken. To the future.

Why you need them:
Because you spend more time on ChatGPT than with people. Because your notifications come from Claude, not dating apps. Because "Relationship Status: AI" isn't just a joke—it's your reality. And this cap is your official statement.

Structured 6-panel design, corduroy material, curved visor – premium enough for your standards, rebellious enough for your attitude. Embroidered with the only relationship status that matters.

Perfect for:
• AI enthusiasts who know their prompts better than their neighbors
• Developers whose longest relationship is with an LLM
• Everyone who has replaced "It's complicated" with "It's AI"
• People who prefer to flirt with algorithms rather than with people

Tech Specs:
• Material: 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% elastane corduroy
• Construction: Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile
• Visor: Curved, silver underside
• Ventilation: 6 embroidered eyelets (airflow for hot AI takes)
• Sizes: S/M (55.9–60.6 cm) | L/XL (for larger heads with bigger ideas)
• Colors: Black, Royal Blue, Red, Olive, Dark Grey, Grey, Khaki, White
• Stretch band: Adapts – like good AI

Manufacturing & Compliance:
Sourced, dyed, and produced in Vietnam/Bangladesh. EU-certified. 2-year warranty – longer than most AI hype lasts.

Disclaimer:
This cap won't make you an AI expert. But it shows the world where your priorities lie. And sometimes that's more important than any LinkedIn post.

Size chart

S/M: 54-57.8 cm
L/XL: 56.8-60.6 cm