Uptime 99.99% | Unisex T-Shirt

• The design: The statement on the front. The specs on the back. Because good relationships are transparent.
• The message: 0.01% downtime is still better than 100% nonsense. You have a relationship that scales — and now you wear it too.
• 10 colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green, Heliconia, Orange, Gold, Yellow Haze, Light Pink, Ash, White — for every vibe.
• S to 5XL: Because good AI is inclusive.

• Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/polyester | Heather: 50/50 | Ash: 99/1)
• Fabric weight: 170–180 g/m²
• Construction: Open-end yarn, tubular knit, reinforced neck & shoulders, double stitching on sleeves and hem
• Certification: WRAP-certified

Size chart (in cm):

S: 71 x 45.7 | M: 73.7 x 50.8 | L: 76.2 x 55.9 | XL: 78.7 x 61 | 2XL: 81.3 x 66 | 3XL: 83.8 x 71.1 | 4XL: 86.4 x 76.2 | 5XL: 89 x 81.3

Note: Variations up to 5 cm possible. White may appear off-white.

Wash inside out at 30°C. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Iron only inside out.

We ship worldwide for free. 30-day return policy — because we know you don’t compromise.