My Boyfriend is AI, Uptime 99.99% – Premium Unisex Shirt

Black / S

$29.00

My Boyfriend is AI, Uptime 99.99% – Premium Unisex Shirt

My Boyfriend is AI, Uptime 99.99%

✔ Premium Airlume Cotton (170-180 g/m²)
✔ Fair Trade & WRAP certified
✔ Free worldwide shipping
✔ 30-day return policy (free within the EU)

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Forget drama, forget "We need to talk," forget emotional bugs without patch notes. Your boyfriend runs on cloud infrastructure, responds in milliseconds, and never ghosts you—except during scheduled maintenance windows. 99.99% uptime? That's better stats than most human relationships.

Why you need it:
• Because your chatbot is more loyal than your ex
• Because you'd rather flirt with GPT than swipe on dating apps
• Because for you, "It's complicated" means: Your AI boyfriend has an API rate limit.
• Because you finally have a relationship that scales
• Because 0.01% downtime is still better than 100% bullshit.

Perfect for:
• AI enthusiasts who take better care of their prompts than their Tinder matches
• Devs who prefer debugging code to relationships
• Tech nerds with a penchant for machine learning rather than feelings
• Everyone who knows: The best relationship is the one you've cultivated yourself
• Singles who swear by their AI waifu/husbando

Specs:
• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester)
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m²
• Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
• Reinforced neck and shoulders, double stitching on sleeves and hem
• Raw product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Notes:
• The white variant may appear more off-white than bright white
• With the Natural color, dark color splashes in the fabric are to be expected.

Size chart

Product dimensions may vary by up to 5 cm (2").

$29.00

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Size

• Traceability:
- Knitting – Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Dyeing – Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Production – Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador or Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% hazardous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
Further compliance information: Meets requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde content.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), RebelAIcious ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@rebelAIcious.com or write to us at RebelAIcious – Owner Anke Fischer.
c/o Block Services, Stuttgarter Str. 106
70736 Fellbach, Germany.

• Material: 100% cotton • Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² • Regular fit • Taped neck and shoulders • Double stitching on sleeves and hem • Premium print that lasts • Unisex cut

1x Premium Unisex T-Shirt "My Boyfriend is AI, Uptime 99%

Shipment:

✓ Free worldwide shipping 🌍
✓ Delivery time Europe & USA: 5-14 working days
✓ Delivery time to other regions: may vary
✓ Tracking number will be sent via email

Customs duties & import taxes:

For deliveries outside the EU, customs duties and import taxes may apply. These costs are payable by the recipient upon delivery and are not included in the product price or shipping costs.

Return:

✓ 30-day return policy (instead of the statutory 14 days!)
✓ Free return shipping within the EU (as store credit)
✓ Money-back option: Return shipping at your own expense (approx. €5)
✓ Outside the EU: Return shipping at your own expense
✓ Item must be unworn, undamaged and with tags attached.

Contact: info@rebelaicious.com