JUST CODE.

Turns out:
Humans are basically just biological spaghetti code.

This hoodie comes with:
– metallic blue DNA strand
– an ATCG sequence that probably no one checks
– Coordinates that definitely look important
– and STATUS: ONLINE

Because evolution probably looked at proteins, anxiety disorders, and electricity and said:
“Yes. Fits like this. Ship it.”

Minimal on the front.
The real error message is on the back.

✨ Why this hoodie is your new home

Metallic blue DNA print on the back
ATCG sequence for maximum “trust me bro, it’s science” energy
STATUS: ONLINE, because your brain never really shuts down anyway
Clean front, slight system error on the back
Feels like a sturdy hug from a very overworked operating system

📋 Tech Specs

Heavy Blend fabric (271.25 g/m²)
50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
Double-lined hood with drawstring
Large front pocket for hands, snacks, or existential problems
Classic unisex fit
Quarter turned to avoid center creases
WRAP-certified

Size chart (in cm):

S: 68.6 x 50.8 | M: 71.1 x 55.9 | L: 73.7 x 61 | XL: 76.2 x 66 | 2XL: 78.7 x 71.1 | 3XL: 81.3 x 76.2 | 4XL: 83.8 x 81.3 | 5XL: 86.4 x 86.4

Note: Deviations up to 5 cm possible.

🧵 Care & Shipping

Care instructions:

Wash inside out at 30°C. No fabric softener — it kills the air-jet yarn. Do not tumble dry. Iron only inside out, never over the DNA print.

Shipping & Returns:

We deliver worldwide for free. 30-day return policy — because we know you don’t compromise.

Rebelaicious: JUST CODE. STATUS: ONLINE.