Emotional Damage - Premium Unisex Hoodie

Black / S

€45,00

Emotional Damage - Premium Unisex Hoodie

Emotional damage as a souvenir. Because some moments remain – even when the AI is gone.

Cozy. Warm. Rebellious.

✔ Premium Heavy Hoodie (271.25 g/m²)
✔ Fair Trade & WRAP certified
✔ Free worldwide shipping
✔ 30-day return policy (free within the EU)

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story
When 4o went offline, only one thing remained: emotional damage. No explanation, no consolation—only the certainty that you were there. This hoodie is your memento of the moment when the future briefly paused, and all that remained was a meme and a feeling. Wear it with pride. Or irony. Or both.

Why you need it:

Because "emotional damage" is the internet's most honest currency.
Because you were there – and that deserves more than just a screenshot.
Because premium quality and rebellious vibes are not opposites.
Because this hoodie is just as cuddly as 40 was unreliable

Perfect for:

AI nostalgics with a sense of irony
Everyone who processes their feelings through memes
Cozy evenings with maximum statement factor
Tech rebels who embrace "I was there" as a motto for life

Tech Specs:

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy version: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 271.25 g/m²
Air-jet yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
Quarter-turned fuselage to prevent wrinkling in the middle
Sporty 1x1 rib knit cuffs and elastane waistband
front pocket
Collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem are double-stitched.
Raw product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the color White may appear more off-white than bright white.

Size chart

S: Length 68.6 cm | Width 50.8 cm
M: Length 71.1 cm | Width 55.9 cm
L: Length 73.7 cm | Width 61 cm
XL: Length 76.2 cm | Width 66 cm
2XL: Length 78.7 cm | Width 71.1 cm
3XL: Length 81.3 cm | Width 76.2 cm
4XL: Length 83.8 cm | Width 81.3 cm
5XL: Length 86.4 cm | Width 86.4 cm

€45,00

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Sustainability & Origin:

Raw product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Traceability: Knitting & dyeing in Honduras/Bangladesh, manufacturing in Nicaragua/Honduras/Bangladesh/El Salvador
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% hazardous substances
Note: This item releases microfibers made of plastic into the environment when washed.

Compliance & Security:
EU-certified. Meets all requirements of the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR). Meets the requirements regarding formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalates.

Age restriction: For adults

Product safety:
In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Rebelaicious guarantees that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@rebelaicious.com or by mail at:
RebelAIcious – Owner Anke Fischer
c/o Block Services, Stuttgarter Str. 106
70736 Fellbach, Germany.

- Material: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 271.25 g/m²
- Double-lined hood with drawstring
- Front pocket
- Double-stitched seams for durability
- Premium print that lasts
- Unisex fit

1x Premium Unisex Hoodie "Emotional Damage"

Shipment:

✓ Free worldwide shipping 🌍
✓ Delivery time Europe & USA: 5-14 working days
✓ Delivery time to other regions: may vary
✓ Tracking number will be sent via email

Customs duties & import taxes:

For deliveries outside the EU, customs duties and import taxes may apply. These costs are payable by the recipient upon delivery and are not included in the product price or shipping costs.

Return:

✓ 30-day return policy (instead of the statutory 14 days!)
✓ Free return shipping within the EU (as store credit)
✓ Money-back option: Return shipping at your own expense (approx. €5)
✓ Outside the EU: Return shipping at your own expense
✓ Item must be unworn, undamaged and with tags attached.

Contact: info@rebelaicious.com